HereÕs a real walk on the wild side. Some researchers, in their quest for a Grand Unified Weird Theory, have suggested that sightings of UFOs, Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster, El Chupacabras, the Mothman, and other assorted aliens, creatures, and entities are, in fact, related to one anotherÑthat is, theyÕre all from another dimension, bleeding through into our reality through certain ÒwindowÓ areas where the boundaries between our realities are thinnest (such as certain mountains, forests, the entire state of West VirginiaÉ). So, in other words, you canÕt actually shoot down a UFO, or kill a Sasquatch, or catch Nessie, or even take a non-blurry photograph of them, because none of them physically exist on this plane. Now for the really strange partÑaccording to some people, a permanent window into our world may have been opened in 1947 by JPL co-founder (and dedicated occultist) John Whiteside Parsons and his buddy L. Ron Hubbard while they were performing ParsonÕs ÒBabalon WorkingÓ in the California desert, the Babalon Working being a series of incantations adapted from the magic of Aleister Crowley. I swear to Christ, I didnÕt make any of this up; blame John Keel, blame Kenneth Grant, but donÕt blame me for putting this one into the memepool!

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